Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)

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The tragedy of all the lives lost at Jurassic World could have been PREVENTED! That's right! If they had followed the real world rules of Zoos and Theme Parks, we could be going to see some IRL dinos RIGHT NOW. Instead, I trudged through the rules and regulations to figure out how to run a SUCCESSFUL Jurassic Park.

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  • Gianca

    dont bash passengers and JP3 :(

  • Griselda Men

    you bet Jurassic can

  • Renato Corvaro

    Also that's not what a velociraptor is.

  • Parker Wiseman

    8:20 millions not billions

  • Robert Miller

    Millions not billions life came on land at 3 billion yrs ago most of the interesting life happened from 700 to 65 million yrs ago

  • Azzlover69

    This nigga is fucking gay

  • Syrus Coy

    criesim almost sorry

  • shadow carthage

    Actually If you think about it the plan was for Chris Pratt to get people dusted because then there would be a reason to call captain marvel.

  • Saqqara Jones

    I am really excited for the new Jurassic world as well. :)

  • Terrorist Kermit

    Wait how are they gonna make the I-Rex a habitat suited for its needs if it was made , it has so much dnaFrom so many animals how are they gonna know what it’s gonna need

  • jagath prasantha

    Its 18 high and 40 feet long not the other way around

  • TheNintendoCyclops

    Figured I'd leave this question on this video due to its relevance toward the topic:Having watched the new Jurassic World movie this question crossed my mind-- Would a dinosaur like the Tyrannosaurus or Spinosaurus even bother trying to chase down and consume a lone human, or would it not see the benefit of expending energy to hunt/chase down one that's on its own?

  • Patrick Fuller

    If there’s no meat eaters and have herbivores easy dion park

  • isuru

    the opening joke was so late it hurt

  • ErzengelDesLichtes

    You know it's Michael Crichton's fault it's called Jurassic Park, not Steven Spielburg's. It was a book first.

  • Josh Farinski

    MatPratt sounds better

  • Girly destroyer 4

    i just went to went to movies and saw that and i didn’t know

  • Sam Stover

    MatPratt is better than PrattPatChange my mind

  • Gracious

    but the velociraptors' weren't based on the velociraptors in the prehistoric time, the author of the book, Jurassic Park, designed them after another dino called Deinonychus. He just chose the name 'velociraptor' because it sounded more threatening. If they were the velociraptors they would be a lot smaller than how they are portrayed. Either way, you make a good statement about the size and decoration of the containment structures. I would be angry too if I was that big and cooped up.

  • X Collision

    It’s called Jurassic Park but has other dinos because they would have less entertainment for the visitors and tourists since they wouldn’t have as many dinos. Same for all of the other time periods.

  • potato tomato

    One go Prattpat two blue a quote unquote velociraptor at the end of Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom flu immediately goes to a desert-like place

  • NativeWalker Adrian

    Uhm,MatPat I think you've messed up at 12:12 because the creature you've shown is an alligator not a crocodile. I can tell because crocodiles(depending on the species) are usually green to olive brown in color have a v shaped snout and live in areas like africa (yes) but also australlia.W hile the gator in the video has a u shaped snout, is usually navy bluish to a bluish grey and live in the southern USA as well as some parts of China.🐊

  • euqirnE niuqaoJ

    Isn’t there another island where the old Jurassic park was why didn’t they move the dinosaurs there instead of he US. #HomoPatt

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